At least the original artist admitted this was pretty bad. No ship shame here, but the perspective anatomy is just… what.

-Hana

A troll who likes My Little Pony. That pink thing next to him? Is supposed to be a pony. Different folks, different strokes and all, but… couldn’t he just make the fantroll a furry instead of an anthro?? He used to be psychic and he was merged with an animal in his old session and he was the only survivor in his null session and bluh bluh bluh.

-Hana

My problem with most blood swaps: it is almost like the character (in this case, Aradia) is pretty much just cosplaying the original! People forget that things like Equius’s strength, Vriska’s vision 8fold, Sollux’s vision 2fold, and all that sort of stuff are mutations; not every troll with navy blood is going to have ridiculous strength and break their horn or something. Besides that, okay coloring, but the anatomy leaves much to be desired.

-Hana

Super KAWAII. 0: (Nah but seriously bros she’s trollin all over the place. Calm thy breasts.)

-Hana

Good artwork, but I will never understand WHY so many people are attracted to Gamzee! Why are there so many girls lining up to pair their fantroll with Gamzee.

-Hana 

Name: Alizarin Bloed (Alizarin is an organic compound used to make red-colored dye, and “bloed” is Afrikaans for “blood”. Does anyone get the pun here?)
Nicknames: None
Age: 12
Family: None
Sex: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bi
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Red
Matesprit: Amandel
Moirail: Amaranth
Kismesis: None
Roll: Prophet of Life
Handle: causticShadow
Typing Quirk: CApItAlIzEs All vOwEls, bUt UsEs cOrrEct cApItAlIzAtIOn OthErwIsE.
Planet: Land of Sand and Umbrellas
Strife Specibus: Bowkind

Okay, she gets points for researching names, but loses points because those are not troll eyes and she did not even try. >:T Also, aren’t all trolls bisexual? (Pansexual really, but you get my point.)

-Hana

Name: Sakura Harmony

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Handle: melodicSiren

Element: Sound/Water

Destiny: Witch of Songs

Planet: Land of Voice and Waves

Fetch Modus: Array

Strife Specibi: Guitarkind

Guardian: Wolf

Kernelsprite: Wolfsprite

Sprite: Kirasprite

Your name is SAKURA HARMONY.
It is not quite yet your eighteenth birthday, but you TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE ANYWAYS.
You live in a SECLUDED HOUSE located in GOD KNOWS WHERE with your CANINE COMPANION.
Your BEST FRIEND is TECHNOLOGICALLY INCOMPATIBLE, and BORDERLINE CRAZY.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. If you are not PLAYING AN ARRAY OF INSTRUMENTS, you are usually
SINGING. You’re very TALENTED, but INSIST YOU ARE NOT. You love drawing anime, but YOU ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
You enjoy playing MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ROLE PLAYING GAMES because you GET BORED EASILY.
You always have an iPod on AT ALL TIMES, because without MUSIC, you feel ALONE.
You quite enjoy talking to people online, but sometimes you seem SELF-CENTERED, even though you TRY NOT TO BE.

Your chumhandle is melodicSiren, and you tend to use proper grammar, but you love your smilies >w<

You know, even when I was young and pretty much a weeaboo, I still didn’t understand people giving characters Japanese names, when they aren’t Japanese. Also Harmony is kind of a silly last name!

-Hana 

We’re hoping so, too! Feel free to submit something if you are interested. : )

-Hana

Hey look, a non-traditional drawing. This is all subject to be edited. 

Name: Leroth Dankin
Age: 6 Wriggling Days
Species: Troll
Gender: Male
Fetch Modus: To be announced
Weapon: Ninja swords (Bladekind)
Lusus: Sheep
Screenname: To be announced
Planet: Land of Reflection and Mushrooms
Title: Bishop of Faith
Friends: To be announced
Personality: Caring, always smiling, a little on the creepy side from time to time
Blood Color: Red
Typing: Replaces l’s with / and sometimes repeats random parts of his sentances
Relationships:
To be announced

Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Following Hana’s first find, I have this little number.

Exactly what are wriggling days, and how has he only been alive for six of them? Does it mean six generations? Why is he the “Bishop of Faith”?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

 GOD I’M SO CONFUSED WHAT.

Hiseyesarewrongtoogodthatpissesmeoff

-Tam 

Does the internet count? I vote the internet.

-Hana